Best Ever

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his yes.

"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.

Taxpayer March on Washington

Last September 12, I Marched in Washington with a million other patriots. Despite the almost total blackout of new coverage, it was an historic event. I’m making my plans now for this year’s march and it is more important than ever.

Will you join me?

I’ll drive down on Saturday, stay two nights and drive back early Monday morning. Let me know if you’re interested in a ride. I’m booking at the Crystal City Marriott at Reagan National Airport. It is right on the metro line so getting to and from the March will be easy.

Apple Does it Again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Dang, is it ever quiet at the bus stop!