Friday, May 9, 2008

For The Moms

In honor of upcoming Mother's Day.

Help Wanted

Cabana boy wanted.
must be able to paint like decent and fix vehicle. Also must remember to take out trash and recycling on tues nites, so I don't have to drag my butt off in my jammies..doing a job that he should be doing.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

America's New Democracy


help

Anyone have a 15 yr old who thinks he rules the world??

help

Any advice on a child just turning 15, who thinks he knows everything? And stronger than me?

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Welcome back Juliet, I missed you....

The blog just wasn't the same without you here, little sister......
I guesss that would make Benny my long lost brother....???
Speaking of Ben, have you found him yet Paul?

Important and history changing events

On this day, May 7th many important and history changing events occurred.
Counting down the top 5 events on this day.
5th. - 5th UNCTAD conference opens in Manila, 1979
4th - Edorard lalo's opera "Le roi d'Ys" premieres in Paris France, 1888
3rd - Pirate shortstop Glenn Wright makes an unassisted triple play, 1925
2nd - Isaak B Fubine of Savoy, in the Hague, patents macaroni, 1660

1st - SEAN PERDEW IS BORN!!! 1963

YIPEI KIA YA HOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Happy Birthday Cindy


When I got to work this morning I realized I forgot to wish my oldest sister a happy birthday. Somehow though the word must have gotten out though because the entire Southwest is celebrating on this 5th Day of May! You sure have a lot of friends my hermana.

DC SHIRTS ORDERED--------I will post a new blog when they come in.

VEGAS BABY HERE WE COME wearing our DC GUAM T's

Thank you everyone that voted on a DC Logo (and thank you Mark J for the winning artwork). And thank all of you who swiftly paid for their shirts! If you still want to order you can contact me and I will send you all the information you need to get your shirts direct from the print source.

So, who is the crazy one?

I was walking bas the Mental Hospital the other day. The patients were yelling, "13........13.........13........13".

The fence was too tall for me to look over, so finding a knot hole, I looked through to see what the ruckus was about.

Some crazy loon stuck me in the eye with a stick, and they all started yelling..................


"14.........14..........14............14...........14..........14"

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Pool Party at Cindy's New House


The house was a major bargain...a foreclosure.. (I'm doing my part to stimulate the economy). Around 1900 sq feet under air, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, an office,Has all tile and Pergo floors, Corian counter tops, ceiling fans in every room, plantation shutters on the all windows, privacy fence (for skinny dipping without shocking the neighbors). I feel very blessed and excited to call it home.






My granddaughter Katie was the first one to try out the pool..me painting the kitchen yesterday...the great room with built-in entertainment center..front of house.

"HAFA ADAI BROTHERS & SISTERS..."

What to do....IR$ Rebate or '$timulu$' Check!!!

Dear Friends,
The following information is being sent to help you decide how to spend your IR$ Rebate Check wisely.
Many of us soon will also get a rebate ¢heck to '$timulate' the economy.


If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.


Therefore, none of the above will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so spend it at yard sales.

Cindy's got new digs

Who do you think will win over Guam?

As you can see live, they're waiting for the counting to be done. I'm ecstatic that we ,way out here ,mean something in the big picture:)

Saturday, May 3, 2008

POTW



Ha ha!, this one is too new for Google Earth. Where's this?

Battle in Guam

Clinton, Obama Fight Long-Distance

It would seem that Guamanians wouldn't care much about the US presidential election this year since although Guamanians are US citizens, they can not vote in the elections. However, there are several Democrat delegates in Guam that hold some clout with Democratic presidential elections. Check out the whole story:

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/05/02/clinton-obama-fight-long-distance-battle-in-guam/

Little Johnny and the Elephant

Little Johnny was five years old and just learning to read.

He and his mother were reading a book on animals when he pointed at one page and cried, "Look, Mommy! It's a frickin' elephant!"

His mother took a deep breath and said, "What did you say?"

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! Look! It says so right here!"

And sure enough, there in big bold letters it read "African Elephant."

Friday, May 2, 2008

POTW


I was just waiting for a friend to pay a bill across the street and I thought I grab a shot of this for you guys.

Enjoy

This is how rac appeared, that night at pago bay...


The Great Global Warming Race, or is it Junk Science?


An email from my mother today told me about the snow she received on her roof overnight. DRL also told me that there was new snow at his place this morning. Today in Arizona a cool front came through and lowered the temperatures 5-10 degrees lower than normal for this time of year. With all the so called "climate change" going around, I thought it would be interesting to have everyone post their thoughts.

Check this out for one side of the debate:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353844,00.html

Conspiracy Central

Police in Florida today announced that a woman believed to be the 'D.C. Madam' has committed suicide. The body was found in a shed near her mother's Tarpon Springs home. Of course, as a self described conspiracy nut, I had to wonder how many times she shot herself in the back of the head.

Thursday, May 1, 2008





Here's to all you Navy Sailors and Coast Guard Vets.
April 2008-Patriot Park in Charleston, SC



My wife Teresa at the beach.
April 2008-Savannah, Georgia











I found Pardise!















Me with my daughter Sarah.
April 2008-Madison, NC

Julian Beever, Incredible Artist



This picture is drawn on a sidewalk, Julian has the ability to use his unique perspective to represent common everyday (and not so everyday) images.