FEATURES
1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
& THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
9 comments:
Just in time for the coming apocalypse. It can be all yours for 1.5 million US.
And you can't say you've lived until you actually have sat on "whale penis".
I guessing there's a joke in here somewhere.
I had never even heard of whale penis upholstery.
I'm guessing the whale didn't find it very humorous either.
Does Trojan make the seat covers?
Good one.
Maybe they should have gotten Ricardo Montalban to do the commercials. "Seats made from rich whale penis leather".
I wonder if they asked the whale first??
awesome! don't know much about cars, but one of those babies would be great just to use for snowbird season.
even though I'd be sitting on whale penis. (it must only be Faux male penis)
oops, I meant whale not male.
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