Sunday, March 11, 2012

Romney claims victory in Guam...

Romney claims victory in Guam, Northern Marianas

Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney claimed victory in
Saturday caucuses in Guam and Northern Mariana Islands, saying he
secured support of all 18 delegates at stake in the US Pacific territories.
"The people of Guam have always stood bravely for America and the values we hold dear," Romney said in a statement. "I am honored to have won the Guam caucuses, an important milestone in my quest to restore America to the principles and practices that made us great."
All 251 delegates from the island's 19 villages backed Romney, who sent his son
Matt to Guam and the nearby Northern Marianas to campaign on his behalf.
"I'm obviously thrilled that it's a unanimous decision," Matt Romney said.
Guam, which is to host 4,700 US Marines being transferred from Okinawa, sees
the military build-up as an economic salvation, and Matt Romney noted his
father was "very much in favor of having a strong military."
The Marines who took Guam in a bloody 1944 World War II battle reinstated the
island as a "non-governing US territory," meaning its 180,000 population enjoys
US citizenship but cannot vote in US presidential elections.
However, they can vote for the delegates sent to the party conventions
and "our votes count especially in a close process of the presidential
candidate nomination," said Guam Governor Edward Calvo.
Calvo, who will lead the nine delegates to the Republican
National Convention in August, said it was important for the island to
see "how much enthusiasm" the candidates have for Guam issues.
Romney also picked up all nine delegates in the western Pacific US territory of
Northern Mariana Islands winning 740 of the 848 votes cast, with 53 votes for
Rick Santorum, 28 for Ron Paul and 27 for Newt Gingrich.
"The Northern Mariana Islands may be far away from the mainland,
but one of the great things about our democracy is that every voice
has a chance to be heard in selecting a presidential candidate," Romney said in a statement.
"What they've said today is that they want to bring change to their
beautiful islands by bringing change to our nation's capital."
Matt Romney represented his father at a luncheon in the Northern Marianas
on Friday marking the first time a presidential campaign team has
set foot on the commonwealth in the 34 years since it was formed.
"He sent his son out here to get to know us, to see our island, our culture.
That's an honor for us, and we're very touched," said Diego Blanco,
one of the delegates who will represent the Northern Marianas at the August convention.


Saturday, March 10, 2012

PRICKLY CITY and GUAM

I don't know if any1 else has been following
the comic (IF you get it in your newspaper)
PRICKLY CITY, but they've been using Guam
as a model for this election time.
It doesn't seem mean, to me, they have more
jokes on poliTICKS and poLIEticians than our island.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Headed to Ca.

I'll be in LA for most of March.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Davey Jones...

lead singer for the Monkees went to the other side today. Guy used to piss me off the way all the chicks drooled over him.

Hey hey I'm a dead monkee!

Oh sorry. Is it too soon?

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Off to Florida for a week

Can't help but think it would be even more awesome if we'd actually had a winter up here in NH. Its been very mild, to put it mildly.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Friday, February 17, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Wow, 3 p's in happy

I figure that must mean I'm happy.
Hey, I put a statement on Facebook, but since Paul and Ric are the only ones on there, I wanted to share this. I just realized when you know you're getting old. AARP has been sending me Info since I turned 50. I finally caved in and joined for 16.95 yrly, just to get the free "Insulated Backpack." Wow:) I'm cool

happpy valentines David:)

same pics, diff son. My 17 year old brought me over A card, chocolates and a rose. How sweet is he??

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Monday, January 30, 2012

hey peeps

Newt Gingrich is in my home town, Fort Myers Florida today. I only have one question for him. Why did your mother name you Newt?....a lizard

Friday, January 20, 2012

Notes From The Uninformed...

-So I got talked into playing a round of golf this past weekend. A game I gave up some time ago because I really was just never worth a shit at it. Mark Twain was right when he said that golf was a good walk wasted. Good thing they serve beer there.

-Want to play a fun game while you're stuck in gridlock? Count the number of people that are on cell phones while they're driving. I was at a red light the other day & 5 of the 7 cars that were making a turn from the arrow that went by were yakking away on their phone. WTF are all these people talking about. Hang up & drive dickhead.

-We are being overrun by burmese pythons in our fair state. The result no doubt of some jerk off releasing his pet into the wild a few years back. Problem here of course is that with this particular creature is that they will eat anything and I do mean a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. One was "culled" recently in the glades that had 60 some pounds of deer meat in it's gut. Experts had felt that salt water & cold would provide a natural barrier inhibiting northward migration. Except for the one that was tagged & released that apparently swam from Islamorada to Bonita Springs through the Gulf. 200 miles or so. Turns out not only are they not fazed by salt water they can drink and live for months on the stuff. So much for that theory. Thank God for experts huh?

-Hey speaking of experts...I'm not one on dumpster fires but I'm pretty sure that they're hot and that they smell bad. Kind of like the Republican primary. I hope it never ends. Just good TV right there. Oh don't go and get your partisan undies in a wad. The Democrats are just the same. Hypocritical, self serving assholes all of them.

-Oh hey and speaking of assholes. How about the current occupant signing into law the most recent expansion of patriot act powers. For the first time in our country's history the rule of posse comitatus no longer applies. That is to say our military can now be used against the people if deemed necessary in policing civilians. American citizens suspected of "terrorist dealings or association" can be arrested & held indefinitely without charge or recourse. Piss the wrong guy off and get yourself thrown into a very deep and dark hole. I know what you're thinking, well just don't do anything wrong and you got nothing to worry about right? Except who is making the what's right or what's wrong call. The enforcers are that's who. Remind anyone of anything? Think about it.

-Happy Birthday Matt. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Monday, January 16, 2012

older is better!

When I was about 4 and lived in Hayward Wisconsin we had 2 Shetland ponies, Shorty and Smokey. on one very cold and snowy night, my dad brought the ponies into the house...the kitchen. Will never forget that dad. That was awesome:)Hey you guys remember something special? speak.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Matheeeew!

Happy Birthday, my oldest of friends.

Not to say that you are my friend who is oldest, but I'm pretty sure you are one of my very first friends and neighbors.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

We are slipping...

Only 61 threads this year. Down from 81 the previous. And oh those two years before that. 600, 800 threads. Where did everyone go? I hope it wasn't something we said.
Happy New Year everyone.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas

A Merry Christmas to all. May your Christmas be blessed with warmth, good food and great company.

From the Carlson family.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Political correctness sucks....

It's so sad that our society has shunned away from our founding father's and Christian values. When some one says to me "Happy Holiday's", I always respond...and "Merry Christmas to you". This is by the way...Christmas time, right? The response I usually get is unsettling. But then again I live in New York. (Wonder what Jesus feels about all of this)?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

hey Mark

I remember your last years Guam song....Gave me a smile:)

Here we on on Guam, With out a chance of snow. Where the trade winds go, a typhoons sure to blow. Santa and his sleigh, if the tropics will allow, Instead of driving 8 reindeer he rides a caribou!


oh jungle bells, coconut shells, sticker burrs all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a caribou cart today!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

HAFA MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!


from Mark, Becky, Mikaela, Isabel and Daniel Jaquette

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving my Friends!

Lets all think about the the things we're thankful for. I admit, I forget about that at times.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Gaddafi

sources say he was addicted to Viagra and slept with 5 women a day. Are you kidding me?? The dude is but ass ugly. really? Who would let him touch them? sorry Just sayin.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Happy Veteran's Day!

As a Veteran (US Army), I would like to salute my fellow Veterans on the DC Blog.

David R. Larson, (Brother) United States Navy
Steve S. Larson, (Brother) United states Navy (May your soul Rest in Peace)
Dave Larson, (Friend) United States Coast Guard Retired
Mathew Kalb, (Friend) United States Army
Robert Caraway, (Friend) United States Navy

Have a happy Veteran's Day my friends and family!