Tuesday, October 6, 2009

recent reports from some homophobic dumbass

Sponge Bob is Gay! Kids and I love that show! Why does some idiot feel the need to plant something negative in my 12 yr olds head.
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6 comments:

Pat said...

not that there's anything wrong with that.

October 6, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Dave said...

If you lived in Bikini Bottom and your best friend's name was Patrick, and you worked at the Crabby Pattie with Squidward.. you might be gay too.

October 6, 2009 at 5:44 PM
booniedawg said...

Spongebob is gay. Tinky Winky told me so. And there is more,

from an old "Mother Jones"

MoJo Outs Cartoon Land
Merrie Melodies or just gay 'toons?

by Leora Broydo


Thank God the Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's television. Last week he outed Tinky Winky, from that perverted show the"Teletubbies," because, Falwell pronounced, the character is clearly a fount of gayness: He's purple, the gay color; he has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol; and he carries a purse, something all gay people do.

But Falwell's work is far from over. You see, kiddy TV is downright rife with gayety. Heck, Toon Town is like one big circuit party and has been for years.

*** Fred Flintstone
Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team: "Twinkle-toes Flintstone." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" Wears an orange dress with little triangles on it. Hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma.

*** Bugs Bunny
Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy -- who, it's worth noting, has a lisp.

[King Daevid notes: Ms. Broydo omits Bugs' history of kissing Elmer Fudd on the lips; Roger Rabbit is also seen kissing Eddie Valiant in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?]

*** Velma (of Scooby Doo)
Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck-sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.

*** Popeye
Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. Does little sailor-dances. Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.

*** Batman and Robin
Evidence: Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder. Batman's real name: Bruce. Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other their "grappling hooks."

*** Peppermint Patty
Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears comfortable shoes.

Nickname: Sir.

*** The Pink Panther
'Nuff said

October 6, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Doug said...

I find myself attracted to Sponge Bob. He's so soft and squishy.

October 6, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Pat said...

okay...you three crack me up! needed that. :)

October 7, 2009 at 5:06 AM
illustrationISM.... said...

Don't sing DECK THE HALLS this Chistmas!

October 7, 2009 at 7:07 AM

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