Thursday, April 8, 2010

Doctors and Unemployment

An Israeli doctor Says,

"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says,

"That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says.

"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An Kentucky doctor, says.

"You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois and
put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."

6 comments:

juliet said...

Ha ha jokes are most funny when they have a ring of truth to them too bad this one fails.

Pat said...

true Doug.

mat said...

Hahaha good one Sean.

mat said...

And so true.

Cindy said...

It's so not true.....half the country would be 50% unemployment and if that's what they're telling you guys on that news channel you watch, time to change the channel!

Pat said...

Ahh Sean, I think all the down fall began with the previous boss.The next boss from Illinois has to try and scoop up all the shit.