Bartender says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes, and we don't serve ducks, so get out." Duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar, goes up to the same bartender and says, "You got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "No, I already told you yesterday, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes, and we don't serve ducks. Now leave, and if you come back, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar." Duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar once more, goes up to the same bartender, and says, "You got any nails?"
Bartender shakes his head and says, "No."
The duck leans in real close and says, "You got any grapes?"
or...
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
or...
Q: What's the difference between a man and a woman?
A: A woman will fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship; a man will fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
A: A woman will fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship; a man will fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
Is it five yet?
6 comments:
funny, funny, cute. And now, it's almost 5 Doug!
Excellent...you make me laugh!
ok, here's a corny one.
How come women love to spoon. while men just wanna fork?
That's so wrong though...right ladies? We love both, tee hee
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken has the covers pulled up over him and is snoring away and the egg is lying there with this disgusted look on her face thinking to her self...
Well I guess that answers that question.
Weren't you called Duck? No offense intended:)
I was called way worse than that.
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