Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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hahaha...good job Sean!!
Now there's the real Sean..
ok Sean, Your'e gettin close...A for effort buddy!;)
Nice...
Funny.
He was probably Republican.
too funny. i am the housekeeping director at an assisted living facility and i know for a fact guys loose their aim forsure as they get older lol
If that's Amy Sickler I'll eat my floppy hat.
its me i finally got another computer
start eating doug lol
Well I'll be. I had my fingers crossed by the way :)
So...the youngest Sickler checks in at long last. Nice to hear from you Amy, long time.
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