Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...............
4 comments:
Juls, That is too funny. In our house we have 2 dogs, a cat, 4 parakeets and a tank full of guppies. I often wonder if they communicate and if so what about.Thanks for lightening it up.
Everyone that has a cat, owns a little yellow 'gold fish'. What happened to the fishy? ;)
Thank you Juls.
We have 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 bearded dragon and lots of fish. We had 2 rabbits, but man that soup was good. Just kidding. But, when I got them for the girls, we had to name them for the papers. I named one "soup" and the other "stew". The girls changed them for some reason.
When this Blog started, it was all about fun and memories. It has turned into a hatfull (from those who don't like repuplicans or Christians) place.
I have often thought of getting back on, but it would be usless. I amy respond alittle tonight, but wha happened to the fun we had????
I have loved Pauls posts because they were always taking me back to Guam.
Thank you agian Juls for the humor. I have always (well not always, ther was a time I couldn't talk) said, "If you ain't haven fun, it ain't worth doing".
Oh, I still cant spell, and this work computer dosn't have spell check in the tool bar. I need to talk to IT and see what they can do.
I also have been working nights since Dec. 1st. I sleep in the day now.
I have a cat that looks like this guy. What a cute post.
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