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- To complement Juls' previous video
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The Dean's Circle Gang
- Allan Amor
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- Pat
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- Randall Braman
- Renee
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- Ric Larson
- Rod
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- Sam
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- Sean
- Teresa Larson
- Valiza
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14 comments:
By the way, I did not paint the road sign. nope I did not. I can spell Choopl, no, sCOOL,
NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are pretty funny there bro! And to think, this stuff really happened!
I have always spelled School, SCREWALL.
This was sent to me by one of my siblings...and I loved it!
History: Simplified with Actual Material
History 101 (Crash course)
For those who don't know about history ... here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel . The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and
that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer .
This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Qs and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant . Liberals are symbolized by the jackass .
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.
Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer , mostly Bud . They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history.
It should be noted that a Liberal will have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.
From my previous narrative, those on the left will question me: "But Ric, you are a Social Worker" . I now respond in advance. "That I am. I am also a caring kind of guy, and a conservative who also has infiltrated the ranks of the liberal Social Work occupation ". "I am also a private pilot" (not a military or commercial pilot). I am also loyal to our military, as I am a very proud Veteran! But sadly to say I don't hunt or fish. But I did my time on the slime line in ALaska.
Ric,after you sent me this I forwarded it to Joanna,Sam,Dave and my sister Debbie{queen of the libs}. It's a classic and made my day. Thank you bro. God Bless.
Hey Ric, You can say it was me that sent it if you want. If not, that is okay, I won't tell anyone if you don't.
DRL. I can keep a secrete if you can! ;)
I must say that the guy water skiing reminds me of myself. Except that at least he actually got up and skied for a while. This should bring back memories for Dave. Who remembers the movie "The Great Outdoors" with John Candy and Dan Ackroyd? I never could get the hang of water skiing and Mr Larson would drag me around Merizo bay on his boat. I don't know I just couldn't get the hang of it.But God bless him for putting up with me!
Nice photo's!! Glad there is still SOME humor out there!!
Glad to see there is still SOME HUMOR out there!
It is good to see that there is still a hint of Humor left on the blog. Hey ROD, what have you been up these days?
Rod,
Thank you. I would much rather have a jovial blog than a fighting one. I will strike back, but I would rather not have to.
So lets keep the funny and local stuff going.
Lets tell of our lives, where we have been and are going.
Reminisce, go back to the sights, sounds and smells. The Rock, water tank, school, girls, what ever makes us laugh and happy.
The guy on the water ski has no pride. If he did, he would have let go! I am with you DRL, you strike at me, I'll strike right back, hopefully harder!
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