DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery. (ya think?)
9 comments:
10 boxes of condoms? No wonder he needed that energy drink!
Talk about wishful thinking.
He must have been dreaming like Forrest Gump's buddy.Armed robbery for rubber.
Wow! I'm speachless.
erw
erw? 'Enhanced Radiation Warhead'! I think that is probably what that dude was thinking! :)
Just a joke you crazy guys!
Gota be drunk. Maybe he is pissed off he is in a wheelchair and can't ... um ... perform. So he went on a rubber rampage.
Your so right JULS! But you have to give the guy a big pat on the back for giving it the 'old college try'!
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