I have seen many discussions on the male "drive" and testosterone. For all of you who have girls at home who may be dating, or soon will be, I have some advice.
If you saw where I posted my wife and 2 girs , you noticed that I have greeted thier dates at the door with a shotgun. I have found that(especialy in Idaho) boys are not very intimidated by this. Partly because this has been used for many a generation, but also they are probably a better shot than I am.
I have found a much better way to be sure they keep thier paws to themself. So I don't take up too much room here, I will post the fixall as a coment.
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Hi,
THis may be tough, but it is affective.
Go to a slaughter house, or your local butcher. Ask for a couple sets of testacies (furter for resons of decency will be refered to as "rocky mountain oysters").
Put 2 sets of rocky mountain oysters suspended in water in 2 of the jars, with the name of 2 fictitious boys taped on them. A third jar will remain empty with the name of the boy who wishs to date your daughter.
I can not say that this will ease all your worries or anxieties, but it is going to rais his.
GOOD LUCK! Ha
Dave,
My girl Aubrey who's only 10 years old has me very worried already. Kids seem to grow up super fast these days but, I told her she can date after college.I mean period! Well maybe 35 years old:)
Janna, I tried the "double dating with mom and dad at age 35". Well, it didn't work. Try this.
Chris,I like that, except after my back sugery, I am rather gimpy. But that is good.
OOPS, I hope I didn't start something bad. Sorry if I did.
Dave, it is any comfort, you don't really have to be a great shot with a shotgun!
Joanna - you are right about girls now. My oldest is five and she's been talking about boys, getting married, having babys for at least a year now. Nothing seems to get past them these days and they are 'hyper aware'.
Sean I feel for you and all parents with little girl(s). What a struggle, I try not to hold her under my wing too much but, I do censor what she watches,listens to and logs on to. Is that too overbearing!?:)
Joanna - you have the right idea. There is way too much crap out there and its being force fed to us in every possible way. You're the Mom, its up to you what your kids are exposed to.
But, this is getting more and more difficult all the time. . .
And while you're at it Joanna, don't let her read this blog. It might corrupt her forever. ;-)
Hey Robert,I read what I censor for her to hear. Dean's circle is a Mommy thing,she knows not to read my e-mails or log onto anything Mommy does which this is like the only thing I've been constantly checking. I show her how I looked when I was little,she laughs out loud...she's beautiful,she looks like her Aunt Alice.Dark hair and Japanese eyes.
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