Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am now paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley once in awhile?
Average Joe
Queen Creek AZ
P. S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
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Yea I wanna ride the harley too. Lord knows we've paid enough we should own a whole fleet of them.
There is at least one in every neighborhood. You see the house, boat, car & camper all up for sale. But the Harley, no 'for sale' sign.
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