Monday, March 16, 2009

Take this light hearted, please

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advance that we can take a kidney out of a man, and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of a person and put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".
A British doctor said, "We can take half a heart out on one person, put it in another, and have both looking for work in two weeks".

A Chicago doctor, not being outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work".

4 comments:

DRL said...

Switch it to Austin. It all works.

Joanna said...

Practice what you preach!!!

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mat said...

Good one DRL.