Time for another fun new game
. Construct a one or two sentence post that will piss a group of people off. No rules really. Just remember it's in good fun. I'll go first to get things started.
Coldplay is the best band in the history of Rock & Roll. Way better than those faggety assed Beatles.
I've got more.
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She can always reach me.
I can never reach her.
Be careful what you wish for.
(5 trillion dollars later) you just might get it.
Is ColdPlay even a rock and roll band?
"Done right, earmarks have given legislators the opportunity to direct federal money to worthy projects that benefit people in their districts. And that's why I've opposed their outright elimination" - guess who
You can't multiply wealth by dividing it.
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
A blog is meant for one-to-many communications. What we really need is a forum.
Bill Gates is the richest man in America and arguably the most successful capitalist ever. period.
But he's also the most philanthropic - pledging to give away his entire fortune in his lifetime. And, all without the help of a government to make it or redistribute it.
So, do you love him or hate him?
Joe Biden is Barack Obama's human shield. As bad as BO is, the list of replacements only gets worse from there.
Baseball,Hot Dogs,Apple Pie and Chevrolet.Ford SUCKS!Fix Or Repair Daily! P.S. Sean,Breathe Dude.
PSS, The Beatles are faggoty ass.
Who is Coldplay?
Mat, I know you love hot dogs, hehehehe!
Har de har Ric,Good one. Hahaha.
Geckos suck! Go Tradesmen! I like this game.
I like this game too Mat! The Osmonds ROCK!
If I was just used as a sperm bank, why should I pay child support?
Tradesmen? Mat, were they from the Tech School?
VocTech Ric. Now GCC(actually where I graduated).
The world is too flat! I have sailed the seven seas and gone over the edge.
Ric - that's a teriffic question.
In coupling, is the male transferring ownership of the sperm or do the male and female form a partnership?
The answer seems to be fluid depending on what the female wants.
If they want an abortion, then they want full control of the sperm and resulting baby to do with as they please. The male has no say in the outcome.
If they want to to keep the baby, on the other hand, then the male is fully responsible - but still without a choice.
So, which is it?
Sean, you are correct as always.
Why have they taken the father out of the house and called him inconsequential to the family, until it is time for child-support?
The man has no choices, only "women's choice". The father in society has been deemed no more worth than his next check. Why cant the father of the child have as much to say as to the life or death of his child as the mother does?
These are questions I have been asking for many a years. I can't say for being told in confidence (Sean, you don't know her, but some who read this might), but know someone close to me who had an abortion out of "convenience" and I came unglued. A child is not "convenience" or a "choice". It is a "life". Scientific fact!
Well, good night. It is time to go home now.
Oh, one other thing!
What choice does the unborn baby have?
Who will speak for him/her?
Oops, that was two.
Dang, Now three....
Never mind, I give up.....I am going to bed.
Sean, yes I believe that Coldplay technically falls into the "Rock" genre.
Hey Matt. i remember one year the Geckos beating Trade & Tech 73-0. They had to shorten the quarters to keep it from reaching 100. Just saying.
Okay let's get back on track.
OJ WAS innocent.
So is Bill Clinton!
Dang, where do I come up with this stuff. Oh, yea, I kinda stole theat from Doug.
Men are cold, insensitive, egotistical jerks.
Watching football is so boring.
Women have been doing their best to transform men into more women ala the metro sexual, crying, sensitive man of the 90's.
You go Cindy!
Generally speaking the country would be much better off if women were not allowed to drive or vote.
Global warming is a religion.
To be consistent, lefties should be insisting the it be seperated from the state.
Hey Doug I knew that would get a rise. I am a GW alum my whole high school career. I just dropped out my last semester to join the Army. I got my GED later from GCC. Go Geckos. Yea, Tradesmen were pretty pathetic. And yea Cindy we ARE cold and insensitive.It's in our genes.
Good one Matt, you got me.
Women have always had a choice. They can say yes or no.
Effective immediately New York Yankees 3B Alex Rodriguez should be known as "A Roid".
Making noises that sound interesting is not making music.
i.e. Lady Gaga
Kanye West is another example, but really he wasn't even interesting.
Here is a quarter, go call all your friends.
The true test of ones wisdom can be summed up by the size of ones bank account.
The fatter I get the healthier I get.
The richer tasting the food, the lower the calories it has.
Ok, I know mine aren't going to piss anyone off, but I wish they were true.
Hey Mat, I got my diploma from GCC too, just before I joined the Army. Cool!
I'm all for gay marriage, as long as both chicks are hot!
WOW! ...(Pause...., then a longer pause.....followed by a much longer pause, then I realized, yeah baby, most every mans dream)! Two chicks! Only if I had lived in the Old Testament times! Multiple wife's!
Women have no choice.They are weak.If they get knocked up it's the mans fault.
Hey did any one else go to that bogus engrish.com? Guess I don't get the point. It is just a bunch of singns Asia wirten in engrish. Guess I missed it.
Christians are only have one wife.........
That is what you call monotonous:)
Your 13 year old daughter can get a free abortion and you won't even know it.
Your 13 year old daughter can't buy a soda in school.
Liberalism is anything but "liberal". It is all about control of your life, work, health and wealth by enlightened people who know what's best for you.
Pink Floyd without Roger Waters is better than Roger Waters without Pink FLoyd.
Real conservatives come ONLY from Texas. Everyone else is just a liberal in various stages of development.
Sid Barret had no tallent, David Gilmore made the band.
Texas, that is a complete different country.
Sean,Get an IUD already.
Wow,deleted my comments. Put your head in the sand and it'll all go away.
RAC,help!!! They're taking over.
Jo - it isn't even really about the abortion part - it is about the CONTROL part. Someone else knows better than parents how to many our children's "reproductive rights" and eating habits.
DRL - there's a good documentary I caught the other day "Which one's Pink" I think it was called. Pretty cool.
I am greateful to Gilmore as leader of the Floyd and thankful I got to see them live. I even own the Division Bell and Momentary Lapse of Reason albums (without Waters). They are great to listen to, but not as good as the others in the middle. Kinda soppy if you ask me.
Best Floyd was Waters, Gilmore, Wright and Mason.
Sean,The parent's know that. I thought you were referring to the point of conception. An IUD only alters the uterus so as not to allow the embryo to attach.
Sean,The parent's know that. I thought you were referring to the point of conception. An IUD only alters the uterus so as not to allow the embryo to attach.
I beg to differ. In the liberal's world, the parents can't be trusted with managing their children. Hence we have schools mandating sex ed (with whatever view they think is appropriate), making birth control available directly to children, making abortions available directly to children. Parental consent is missing from al this. The government knows best - and not even just the government but the FEDERAL government. They, after all, will control more and more of the public school system.
So, how does the parent know best?
Oh, that's right, it doesn't take parents to raise a child, it "takes a village". And that village is called the federal government.
The federal government knows best how to live your life.
The federal government knows best how much energy your company should use to manufacture goods.
The federal government knows best how to educate your children (no - not reading, writing and arithmetic but rather their values and beliefs).
let's focus here people.
Soccer will soon be the most popular sport in the USA.
La Choy makes a much better soy sauce than Kikkoman.
The Gulf of Mexico has the best surf in the world.
RAC - that is the final straw!!!
Kikkoman is the ONLY soy sauce
After 50, Spandex is the only appropriate clothing to wear while grocery shopping.
Now everyone who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only TRUE Silver Surfer.
The silver surfer couldn't hold Superman's jock.
The Wall is the best rock album ever.
Any true comic fan knows that Marvel rules and DC drools.
Jimmy Carter was the greatest President ever.
Until now...
Barbara Bush was the hottest first lady ever!
Smoking should not be banned in hospitals and gas stations.
Failure is always an option.
Democrats make better lovers...who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
Now that's funny.
Republican Health care Plan--don't get sick.
Sex-education prevents abortion.
Against abortion? Don't have one.
Republican economics: Deregulation, deficit, debt, depression.
Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong?
You can't be pro-war and pro-life.
Annoy a Republican--think for
yourself.
Health care is a right not a privilege.
(sorry guys..I stayed out of the major debates...but you got me started on these one-liners)
You have the RIGHT to get a job and buy healthcare insurance.
Sean, "it takes a village" or Commune, rute word for "communist". The goverment thinks they know more about your child than you do.
think for yourself... hmm - just don't expect to make any decisions for your self. Or expect to manage your own career, life, retirement.
I think you mean - just let the feds do all the thinking for everyone.
I loved all of Pink Floyd. Which one is Pink? When Sid whent crazy and David took over, it was just a step in a different direction. "Several spieces of small fury animals gooving in a cave with a pict", oh, yea.
Dark side was the best........
I loved all of Pink Floyd. Which one is Pink? When Sid whent crazy and David took over, it was just a step in a different direction. "Several spieces of small fury animals gooving in a cave with a pict", oh, yea.
Dark side was the best........
Soccer or football????
Soccer or football????
Chandaliers do not hold human weight.
Happiness is not a right - pursuit of happiness is, however.
Liberty is a right and that's being trampled by leftists.
I thought the Silver surfer was gay, there for he would hold Supermans jock
I still have a full size poster of Barbie, oops, I mean Barbra Bush hanging over my bed.
LOOSE THE TOWL!!!!!!!!!!
Option, that means there was another choice. Dang, why didn't I know that. I thought failure was the only thing.
Republican health care plan. Get a job and Pay for it yourself.
Sex education in public schools teaches how to put on a condom. (hey, they fail. Shhhhh. don't tell the little girls)
Against Abortion, make them illegal.
Killing people who kill people is killing the guilty. Abortion is killing the inocent (things that make me go hummm)
Pro war-kill the enemy
Pro life-don't kill the little baby
I have read the Bill of Rights, and I have not seen "health care" anywhere in it.
You rock Cindy! Love you girl.
Congrats Doug'ster! You just broke the Dean's Circle Blog record!
Doug, the last thing you broke was wind. Ha haa haaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa
do you wanta smell my finger?
Of all the posts we've done and this on breaks a hundred?Sheesh. We've gotten soft. Well at least we proved we can do it without fighting. So can we fight now?hehehe.
That's a big "Roger Wilco" Mat! :)
1.6 gallon per flush toilets.
The Mullet - official hair style of the Republican party.
Catholicism is the ONLY true form of Christianity.
RAC, you are correct.
Cathlic by defonition is "Universal". Thus all Christinas are Cathlic. You probably didn't mean it that way, but when you are right, you da man
Actually RAC true Christians don't think very much about Catholics. They lump us in there with Mormans and Jehovahs Witnesses and consider us a Cult religion. I guess all organized religions could be considered a cult though. I just go out on the lake and fish and take in all that my maker has put forth and talk to him that way. It's more personal that way and less regimented.
Black man, trapped again, hold his chains in his hands.
Matt, remember that I am a "real" Christian. What I said was true. The word "Cathlic" means "universal". It was the break between the "universal" Christians and the "Orthidox" Christians. The Orthidox went east and north for the most part, and the Catholics went to the west. There were exception to both. The Greek Orthidox Church stayd put. The split with Martin Luther was the Prodistent refremation (sp).
I do not know many Prodistent Catholics that think the Roman Catholics are a cult. The refremation brought on a more relatinship oriantated belief and less on the ritualistic practices. It also set Christ at the head, and not the Priest/Father. I know a lot of Roman Catholics that are very "real" Christians. All churchs have there rituals and traditions. So, none is to say that one is wrong, except for them selfs. One of my oldest daughters best friends was confermed last year. For any Prodistent to say that the Roman Chatholic Church is a cult is ignorant of what a Christian is.
on the other hand, the Mormons and Jahova Wittnesses are cults. I know much about both, and half my family is Mormon. So Please be careful when you assume that us Prodistents are idealests. If a Roman Catholic has accepted Christ as there savior, and has made him Lord of his/her life, there is no seperain in the "bride of Christ". I am happy to expound more if you or anyone needs.
Oh, sorry for butting in again where I was not asked. But the "Church of England" was also a break from the Roman Catholic Chruch. Most everything was kept, with the exception of the Papal Seat. The King of England took that seat. There, I know, were other breaks, but that is the major difference (I know I cant spell).
OK David breathe. I think you are one of the most spiritual persons I have ever known and God Bless you. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. First of all you can't be a Protestant catholic. You're either one or the other. "Christians" or more precisely "Born again Christians" believe that their way is the only way and thats that. Catholics are held in a lesser standard. Not by you to be sure but by some others. Thats OK. I haven't practiced as a Catholic in many years. As I said I can be out on the lake and take in all that my lord and saviour has put forth for me to take in and enjoy and tell myself,"Yea this is living".I was referring to someone who is lost spiritually and is adrift at sea with no bearings. We must stay united Brother in our war against evil. As I told Ric in his E-mail,Keep fighting the good fight.Lest we all perish!
Matt, see, why cant we act like this a little more on the blog. I misunderstood you and I accept that. I still say that I am a Protestant Catholic by the definition set forth after the Council of Nicaea in the 4th century B.C.. I will not quibble over names, you know what I mean. The "bride of Christ", or "Church", or "Body" is one for the true believer.
Thank you for the way you look at things, YOU DA MAN!
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