These here are promotional beers Rod gave me for his Hydro Bronc biz. I haven't drank...drunk...drink...booze in years, so now they ornamate me home office. How many of y'all have seen the "promotional" video for Rod's Hydro Bronc biz? I think some of you are having a pow wow this July and Rod is suppose to be in attendance. Insist he bring this video and show it.
OK, Rod, you can kill me now or kill me later, man, put me out of my misery, I can't seem to do it myself :)
Hafa Day (sp?) you mother wuckers!!!!
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I have not seen the "promotional" video for Rod's Hydro Bronc biz, but I would bet all the money that I don't have, that it is probably funny!
(Hey Rod, post the video)!
I like to consider myself a 'beer conusor'. Unfortunatly I keep taste testing the same old beer over and over again. Sure wouldn't mind slamming, oh, I mean taste testing a few of those "Hydro God Rod" brewskis!
Rod, do you have a secret you're not sharing with us honey??
What, Rod hasn't shared with y'all the story of his Hydro Bronc biz? The mastery of the Hydro Bronc Rod displays on this video will boggle your mind...you must demand that Rod show this...do not let him have a minute of peace without showing you this video...:)
Rod's most favorite person on planet earth,
Jimmy Hale
Actually, like George Washington, I can not tell a lie, I made it all up. The Hydro God Rod beer was all me trying to con Rod into going into this lame ass business with me that, I must confess, me in my broke brain stupidity thought would make us rich. But Rod was too smart to get involved. The actual video shows me damn near killing myself getting caught in a whirlpool, having the hair brained idea these hydro broncs should be ridden down creeks in the Cascade Mountains during spring runoff. Thank god I was committed to straight jacket and padded room before I could kill myself with this money making scheme.
Yo Rod, made the pipe bomb yet :)
Jimmy
OK, in the morning light, I confess to lying again. It was really all Rod's idea. It's Rod's home brew. Ric, you're welcome to the beer, but I insist on getting the bottles back. If the labels could be removed without damaging them I'd just ship the bottles to you, but I don't think it can be done. The labels aren't color fast...another example of Duncan quality work :) The bottles have been in my basement, 68 degrees or lower for all these years. I suppose it's still drinkable. If you're up for giving it a shot, send me your snail mail address and I'll ship them to you. Again, I'll expect the empty bottles shipped back. Well, just one of them, you can keep one, then we both get a trophy to Rod's economic genius :)
In all seriousness folks, I've gone way over the line in teasing Rod here. This Hydro Bronc idea he and a few of his buddies had was a winner and was foiled by a spring drought. My recollection is that because there was no water in the creeks and rivers, they had no way to kick start the biz and ran out of funds. Otherwise Hydro Bronc rapid running might have been the next best extreme sport, and our buddy Rod would of been on the ground floor. Of course there are some safety issues, and for that I relinquish the floor to the video and Rod's little encounter with a certain whirlpool of death. A classic moment in American advertising. Shit, I can't help myself, I was trying to be nice to Rod and I can't help but whack him on the head over this video...if it's the last thing you do on earth, man, make Rod show you this video :)
I'm a dead man,
Jimmy Hale
Jimmy. Gosh darn, you are good man! You could write a book (just about anything) and start a brewery, or a busines making beer lables! You had me convinced!
I'm bumbed out though. Was anticipating investing in the Rod'mans biz, and drinking a lot of his brew. ;)
Oh now you gone and done it, called me a good man, thems words mean war!!! Can't have that label following me around the rest of my days :)
Ask Rod to tell you about the time he was staying over night at my house and it snowed. He had to leave early, as in before dawn, the next morning to do his paper route. I was went with him to help him out. On the way was a trailer park that I'd had some mischief with during an earlier snow. Roll up a snow ball in about three feet in diameter, put it in front of a trailer house, pack the base, wala, the residents are trapped until the freakin' thing thaws. Rod and I are having so much fun with this, when we find a car with a door that's not locked, we place a driver and passenger in the front, each about four foot in diameter. I think if I was to run into the early teenage me today, I'd just shoot me and do the world a big favor :) LOL :)
Love,
Jimmy
No more war please. But I still love your stories! Keep them coming. And where is the Rod'man any ways?
Oh, he's around, starting to conjure up ways of getting even with my arch nemesis, The Beaver Loving Jim Hale...
Go Ducks..hahahahahahahahahahha
While the Hydro God Rod lives on in infamy, Photos, and video are fading..If anyone has a video player(??) I could bring the antique videos produced by the Discovery Channel ( I kid U not) along with miles of our own footage for jovial entertainment..
If you want to see the "Biggest Balls in Sports", let me know!!
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