Okay, so almost everything is bad for us, so can we eat?
Can't eat pork, Swine flu.
Can't eat chicken, Bird flu.
Can't eat beef, Mad Cow.
Cant eat eggs, Salmonella.
Can't eat fish, Heavy metal poisons.
Can't eat fruits and veggies, Insecticides and herbicides.
I believe that leaves Chocolate and Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, remember that "STRESSED" spelled backwards is
"DESSERTS"
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Drl every once in awhile you do something funny which is endearing. But you forgot about the "white powder from china found in the dairy products".
My bad, but that is why the comments are here, to add what's missng :)
That is funny brother! Now where does beer fall in all of this? (I have been told by a bar tender that beer has all the 4 basic food groups…so who needs food)? But then again, I was just slammed dunked by our dietitian at work. He mentioned something called the food pyramid? I asked him where beer stands in the pyramid? He said that it holds no water! I cried so hard!
Yes Ric, Beer holds no water, that is why it is a diuretic.
Hey, you get it?
Okay, bad joke, I tried.
The best ice cream ever is the kind made from three ingredients, cream, sugar vanilla. What more do you need besides ice to freeze it?
What is the white power you are talking about?
Juls, big on going scandal in the news last fall.
http://www.rfa.org/english/multimedia/InteractiveMapMelamineGlobally-10082008160847.html
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