Wednesday, May 27, 2009

For DRL


Looks like he had it about right on.

39 comments:

Cindy said...

I can always tell when DRL is back on the blog, things get negative again. DRL...did you take your meds this am???

rac said...

The President was probably following directions given at the Navy web site (see the man in the top picture).

Pat said...

Looks right on to me. Meds won't help him Cindy.

Joanna said...

Correct!!!

Doug said...

Yeah the next thing you know he'll be dictating to us who should be the next Supreme Court Justice.
I tell ya' he's taking over.

juliet said...

Now that is funny Cindy, but reason, logic and tangible facts don't work for everyone.

juliet said...

This is lame to fight over. How about nut cake church mom who hides her son from cancer treatment.

rac said...

That's a great point Juliet. This really is a non issue since it has been proven DRL is wrong about proper flag etiquette. And isn't it funny how the same folks who were up in arms about pulling Terry Schiavo's plug are now claiming government intervention in the case you mention. Kind of like being anti-abortion but pro child slave labor. Geesh!

Doug said...

He was simply advocating full and meaningful employment for the world's youth.
Compassionate conservatism.

Dave said...

Ok, we'll have to fight over something else, since his right hand was in the vicinity of his heart. Like Sean said, keep an eye on his left hand.

DRL said...

Cindy, it is a good thing you are in microbiology. The heart is at the top of the chest, behind and to right of the left lung. The Presidents hand is above the diaphragm and stomach. You may need to read up on proper flag and national anthem edicate.

DRL said...

Juliet, you and I are right on with the psycho mom. The Bible is distinct in how the wisdom of God us used beyond the "miraculous". See, Luke who wrote two books of the New Testament (Luke and Acts of the Apostles) was a physician. She should read the Bible first. Where they get some things like "against Gods will to seek medical attention" and the like is not Biblical. Paul also told Timothy to drink wine when his stomach ailed him.

Cindy said...

DRL, that's why I posted the pic DRL...to show you...I hope it's not you I'm around if I ever need CPR.

DRL said...

Cindy, I may want to wish you are not around if I need CPR. See, the reason while giving CPR you have to be above the Xiphoid (hope I spelled it correct) Process is if you compress where Obama's hand is, you will kill the person. The Sternum (hope I spelled that right too) has to be compressed in order to create an artificial pumping motion of the heart. Too, high and you snap the rib cage. So, If you perform CPR with your hand below the sternum, the victim is a corps. Like I said, stay to microbiology, not anything larger.

Doug said...

For the record when it comes to the mouth to mouth part I'd much rather have Cindy do the honors.
Just personal preference really.

Cindy said...

I would do it Doug... my CPR certification expired long ago,but I would still try, for you.

Doug said...

I foresee myocardial infarction at the next reunion.

mat said...

I say his hand is over his heart but thats because like the grinch his heart is too small so thats actually where it is.

Dave said...

He's not human...

Joanna said...

Then what is he Dave?Lay it on the line here and now. Cut his skin or yours,it all comes out red.Be real man!Just say your racist and get over it already. He's much smarter than you are so accept it! Where's the old Coast Guard Dave. He would be your President and you'd have to accept it.Walmart must be doing something to you...brainwashing maybe.

rac said...

In Dave's defence he probably meant the President is one of the lizard people. It's a theory subscribed to by a far right fringe of the conspiracy community including the Christian Patriot movement. Originally put forth by British TV personality David Icke, the theory states the World is controlled by a small band of reptilian humanoids. Originally dismissed as a nut, Icke now finds himself with quite a loyal following among the far right. At least Obama is in good company; other alleged lizard people include the British royal family and the Bush's. I personally find the theory rather amusing and if I were the President I would take it as a light hearted compliment. ;)

Dave said...

Thanks for clearing that up for me rac, you are a studied man. Joanna, I haven't worked at walmart since January so you can rule out brainwashing. My first girlfriend was half japanese, my second girlfriend was japanese/french, my first wife was micronesian, my next girlfriend was korean, and my current wife is white, black, and mexican. Me? Racist? I think not. Same old Dave.

Dave said...

Oh and Joanna, I will concede your point that he's much smarter than I am. How one (lizard) man can bamboozle so many intelligent people, totally baffles (ignorant) me.

rac said...

Oh, I do know my conspiracies. It's the one area you and I probably come closest to agreeing on. The funny thing about Icke is the rest of his ideas are pretty mainstream NWO stuff. It's just his lizard people thing that put him outside the realm of reality.

Doug said...

I sometimes think the women that work in our office are part lizard. Forever bitching about how cold it is and to turn down the AC.
Speaking of which, anyone ever have any trouble interpreting the lizard people's pleas to "turn down" the AC? Do you mean "down" as in "up" or "down" as in "down"
Perhaps Young L could shed some light on this as he seems to be in possession of some knowledge of this particular order :)

Dave said...

Down is up, yes means no, and go ahead means don't even think about it. If you see a woman with a fly swatter in her hand... be very afraid.

Doug said...

Can't argue with that.

Cindy said...

Geez, you guys always make that excuse....that women are so complicated, we don't say what we mean...blah, blah, blah. If you would just listen, stop looking at our boobs while we are talking, pay attention and stop thinking about sex or food or sports while we are talking, there would be no misunderstandings.

Cindy said...

Doug...think of it this way...warmer temp means less clothing, bare skin showing...cold air = sweaters, long pants, and turtlenecks.

Doug said...

I'm sorry Cindy did you say something?

Pat said...

The next few months will be skin showing days!

Doug said...

This thread would be much better with pictures.

Pat said...

I say we all take a pic of ourselves in bikinis (drl in a speedo) and send to doug.

Pat said...

BTW, my cat is on to the lizard people. he catches at least 2 a day and bites their tails off. Doing his part to expose the non-patriots.

rac said...

Proof that lizard people are real.

juliet said...

That was too much RAC and I was trying to quietly read my mail this morning.lol That lizard person is me in the morning as my son says "look out she's drinking coffee" SCREECHHH. Caffeine and the weekend idea generator.

DRL said...

I don't know if you have ever heard of the late night radio show Coast to Coast, but they have talked about the lizard people for years. The show kept me up many late nights on the road. It is even believed by these wacko's that there is a door way to the inner earth where the lizard people live.

rac said...

I was going over some of Icke's videos on youtube and have to say he's not as crazy as we might think. I like to believe there is a thread of truth in all stories - no matter how outlandish they may first appear. If you look at his lizard people as allegorical representations of the ruling elite then he's probably not that far from the truth. In which case it might be safe to say the President is indeed not human... ;)

Anonymous said...

OMG this is hilarious!