Thursday, April 16, 2009

Is it you?

I heard it said that 1 out of 3 Americans is ugly.

Please look to your left and right. If the people on ether side of you are good looking..........Sorry

One out of four Americans have a mental disorder. Please think of your 3 best friends, if they seem okay...................sorry

Why does the bank charge you for "insufficient funds" when they know you don't have the money to begin with???????

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets??????

If you think of some, leave them.
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3 comments:

Doug said...

Park on a driveway & drive on a parkway.

April 16, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Becki said...

Why do we store all our junk in our garage and park our valuable cars in the driveway/on the street?

April 17, 2009 at 5:03 AM
DRL said...

I would like a grant to study the connection between age and the need to sit down to remember.

Has this happened to you?

Sitting watching you favorite show. You think to yourself, "I sure could use a snack". I know Mat has thought such a thought. So you get up, walk to the kitchen, stare at the fridge. "What did I come in here for", you think to yourself. Giving up, you go back to the chair, sit down, and remember why you were staring at the fridge.
I think there is a correlation between age and the loss of spinal cord connection. When you are sitting, there is enough pressure to connect all needed parts. When you stand up, the connection is lost. I do know that if Mat was starring at the fridge, he would get something to eat, but without knowing why.

April 17, 2009 at 8:54 PM

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